Hi! I'm Carissa

I made a whole website instead of a dating profile… so here we are.

Carissa in short form

The Boring

An almost 40, career-driven Principal HR Business Partner working in Tech that's based in Austin (shocking, I know)

The Good

Works to live, has a world renowned RBF that has yet to win any awards (I've been robbed), cooks and bakes for those that have proven themselves worthy, is dating intentionally - - hard stop

The Fun

I have open PTO so must be travel ready, I'm known for collecting seashells so start investing in maximum SPF sunscreen, oh and invest in a physical or mental shield because I spit zingers like it's an art form

You + Me + Compatibility

By continuing to scroll, you acknowledge that:

I'm a mother

I take motherhood seriously and I'm damn good at it. It's also not my entire personality and I live a full life when my kiddos are with their dad. I'm unsure if I want to physically have more.

If you made it through this list unoffended, we’re off to a strong start.

I'm socially liberal

I wouldn't consider myself political, but have found that my value system rarely aligns with people who are more conservative or frankly, who back Trump.

I'm agnostic

I fully respect and honor other people's beliefs, but I am not religious and don't believe I would be a great match for someone that is devoutly religious.

FAQS (bc why not?!)

Q: Is this serious?

Yes… but also no. But also yes.

Q: Are you normal?

Obviously!

Q: What’s the ideal first date?

Something low-pressure + good conversation + drinks?

Shoot your shot 👀

Low effort messages will be judged (lightly)